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January 1 – 15, 2004

 

 

 

January 15, 2004

 

 

I’ve returned from the edge of the abyss. Rumors of my death have been exaggerated, and all that jazz. (I am such a drama queen!) I began feeling better about 10:00 last night, and today I’m doing well enough to go to work.  Of course, I couldn’t have gotten through this without my friends, so I’d like to give mad props up to Advil and Nyquil.

 

Yesterday southeastern Michigan got about 200 feet of snow. Today it’s so cold outside that you have to be careful not to blink, or your eyelids will freeze shut. Most of the snow was concentrated in Oakland and Macomb counties (where my practice is and where I live, respectively).  The snow stopped last night around 9:00. So I was thinking, “Hey, great—when I leave for work tomorrow the roads will all be nice and cleared.” Oh, how wrong I was, gentle reader! From 9:00 last night until 8:00 this morning the Snow-Clearing Powers That Be had done NOTHING. Not one single road had been salted or plowed. Not even the major expressways. I didn’t even SEE a salt truck on my way to work this morning.

 

Now, I can could understand if some areas were plowed and not others, given that I drive through half a dozen cities and three counties during my commute. (I only live like 15 miles from work, but I live on the border of 3 counties.) I just don’t get it.

 

Enough about that. On January 10, 2004, I wrote about what puts the meaning into someone’s life. What is the raison d’être or the joie de vivre. I got a lot of thoughtful responses from readers. Some people offered that having goals makes life worth living; other people said that it’s finding joy in everyday experiences. One reader had this to say:

 

What can you do to make someone realize what it takes to be happy? Sometimes they shouldn't be. Yet if they are that unhappy, maybe they need to look at changing their lives. Even diseases that will eventually be terminal will give someone the time to change the world around him. Maybe they need to do something to better themselves, or to purely make themselves happy. When dealing with someone who is of limited means and/or short life span, I always like to remind them that how they look at the world is how the world looks at them. If they are happy the world may be better, or at least remember them better. It may be something small, but it can be worthwhile.

 

I like the idea that the way we look at the world is the way it looks to us. I believe that people of limited means can take a positive view of life. Still, my partner, my nice car, my warm apartment, my friends, going out to eat, my private practice, my two cats, my laptop, my CD player, a good book and a glass of sherry make it a lot easier to look at life through a positive lens.  It’s just easier to see life as pleasant when you have things and people that are designed to improve it.

 

Oh, and I took the “What Kind of Queer Are You?” test. Here are the results.

 

 

 

January 14, 2004

 

 

“For this relief much thanks; ’t is bitter cold,
And I am sick at heart.”

                                --Bill Shakespeare

 

Today I am home sick. I thought I was fighting off a minor cold. Nope. Apparently I have the plague, or something. I will spare the reader the gory details.

 

When a therapist takes a sick day it is a complicated business. I had to call all the clients I was going to see today and reschedule them. I also had a meeting scheduled with my accountant today. Consequently, the rest of my week is going to be very busy.

 

I hate being stuck at home sick. I feel like I should be productive somehow, but I don’t feel like doing anything except eating and napping and reading Bartlett’s Quotations (where I found the appropriate quote from Hamlet given above. I do so enjoy Shakespeare). I have been snacking on The Sweet Potato Queen’s Chocolate Stuff. Major good stuff here. If I didn’t feel like crap all over I would be having a great day.

 

It is snowing today. Various Weather Oracles tell us that we should have between 4 and 6 inches, give or take an inch. This is not terribly unusual for Michigan in January. Actually, the snow on the pine trees outside my living room window is beautiful. I really wouldn’t want to be driving all over God’s creation today anyway, so maybe it’s vurblunsnich that I’m sick.  (Is that how it’s spelled? I don’t have a Yiddish spell-checker.)

 

In a few minutes I will go get the mail; I expect the latest New Yorker to be there, so I will read it and spend the rest of the afternoon lounging.

 

 

 

January 13, 2004

 

 

“I am dying, Egypt, dying. Give me some wine, and let me speak a little.”

 

That’s how I started my day this morning. (Nothing expresses illness or curmudgeon-iness quite like the Sweet Swan of Avon, and I felt a little of both this morning.) I am still fighting this damn cold. Of course, Jason was über-sympathetic, saying something along the lines of, “You’re fine. Now get in the shower. And make me breakfast.”

 

I was in session this morning with a client when I sneezed fitfully. And then… my nose started gushing blood. Apparently the sneeze was so powerful that I hemorrhaged.  Sigh. I had to cut the session short so I could tend my wound and avoid passing out from loss of blood. Mostly I feel sorry for the client, who got short shrift.

 

I’ll be getting back to my Dayquil-induced stupor now.

 

 

 

January 12, 2004

 

 

What to write… Do other people ever wonder what they should write in their blogs? I want to say something witty and insightful about current events, or make astute and candid observations about daily life. But today my brain seems to be otherwise occupied. All I really want to do today is go home and go to bed.  I have kind of a sore throat and I feel all… stuffy.  Whine whine whine

 

Jay starts another semester of law school tonight. In a way, I’m glad that he’s going back. Now we are both doing 12-hour days again. I was beginning to feel like I was overworked when he was home at 6:00 and I was still working until 9:00. But now… equity at last. In another way, I will miss having him home on the nights that I do go home early.

 

That’s really all I’ve got today. I’ll try to be more engaging tomorrow.

 

 

 

January 11, 2004

 

 

Jay and I spent last night with our friends Bill and Laura. We went to a small brewery near our house. The place was really noisy, which made conversation near to impossible. There were TVs everywhere in the place, and they were showing St Louis vs. Carolina. Since I couldn’t hear a damn thing anyone was saying, I got sucked in to the game. It was an incredible game—two overtimes and a Carolina victory. Jason, Bill and Laura are not much into sports, so I think they were just bored. Anyway…  I ordered some type of chicken pasta, and I was served roast chicken with herbs. I ate it anyway, because it looked good, and I can’t complain.

 

I went shoe shopping this afternoon. I really needed new shoes, which is the only thing that can get me in a shoe store. All went well. I spent about an hour of debating, “Does this shoe look too ‘old?’ Does it look professional enough? How about this one?” I think that Jason probably would have divorced me if I’d picked up one more loafer and said, “Should I buy something like this, or something more youth-identified?”

 

I also finished the first volume of my newsletter for my private practice. If you want, you can read it here.

 

Currently I’m watching wrestling. Randy Orton is on at the moment. Randy Orton, and others like him, is the reason I watch wrestling at all. Of course, I have the sound off (I can’t handle the announcers) and Liszt Hungarian Rhapsodies on. I feel the music balances the sports entertainment. Tonight is a new season of Charmed, in 5 minutes. I’m going to pour a gin and tonic and enjoy it.

 

 

 

January 10, 2004

 

 

So lately I’ve been thinking about the meaning of life. Well, perhaps that’s a little too broad. Actually, I’ve been thinking about the things we do to make our lives about something. I sometimes ask my clients, “What is your life going to be about?” I think that It’s essential to happiness to have some sort of a purpose, a meaning, a raison d’être.

 

Now that I’ve written raison d’être I realize that the French actually have a couple of words to describe what I’m talking about, including the famous joie de vie. Maybe our culture does not place enough emphasis on a person’s meanings, instead underscoring a person’s accomplishments. Existentialism, in its French incarnation as put forth by Sartre and DeBeauvoir (and to some extent Camus) is often haunted by the consequences of the search for meaning… many people feel that the very question “What is the meaning of life” is an existential one. I do not think so—I think that the philosophy of the French existentialists focuses highly on Freedom because that is a necessary characteristic of the search for meaning. We must be free if we are to choose a meaning, after all. In this culture we do not focus on “being” so much as on “acquiring” and “doing,” which could be why Existentialism tends to fall a little flat on our ears.

 

Well, the gist of this long-winded post is that I’ve been wondering about the ingredients for a happy life. Specifically, I’ve been wondering how to help someone realize what it will take to give the some kind of satisfaction about their life. Is their any essential component? Is there some kind of combination of things? How do we know what makes us want to get up in the morning? Maybe I think too much.

 

I invite others to comment on what makes life have meaning. I know, I set that up as an e-mail, but that’s too bad. Comment in e-mail, if I like it and I have the drive, I’ll post it here. Hey, I’m the blog tyrant ‘round these parts.

 

 

 

January 9, 2004

 

 

It’s Friday! Even though I work on Saturday, I still feel some glee when Friday rolls around.

 

Here are some random thoughts, in no particular order:

 

My partner Jason is so cute at times. Last night he was standing in the middle of the living room, transfixed by the television. He was watching VH1’s countdown of the 100 hottest celebrities. They had gotten to Sarah Michelle Geller, and Jay was just so happy that his TV pal Buffy had made the list. It was so cute, I was almost sorry to have to interrupt him to turn on professional wrestling.

 

This morning I was reading a piece in the New Yorker about top ten lists. The author of the article proposed, flippantly, that there should be a Top Ten List of the Best Top Ten Lists of All Time. Mmm… that’s good satire!

 

If you want a laugh at the expense of conservative Iowans (and who doesn’t, really) go to the Club for Growth web site and download their anti-Dean political advertisement. Basically, an American Gothic couple have this to say about Dean:

 

Husband: “I think Howard Dean should take his tax-hiking, government-expanding, latte-drinking, sushi-eating, Volvo-driving, New York Times reading…” 

 

Wife (Interrupting): ”…body piercing, Hollywood-loving, left-wing freak show back to Vermont, where it belongs.”

 

I seriously doubt that Howard Dean, the Governor of Vermont, drives a Volvo.  Please—I’m sure he has a Lexus or a Mercedes or something. I mean, get it right, people!

 

 

 

January 8, 2004

 

 

Today I had a meeting with a medical team at the hospital. Meetings like this one are usually fast—they last about 30 minutes, tops. Well, the Poor Time Management Fairy visited me yet again today, causing this meeting that I had allotted one hour for on my schedule to go on for almost 2 hours and 30 minutes.  The meeting was essential, and it had to happen, and I’m glad we got it done. That is the upside.

 

The downside is that I have about 20 minutes to eat my lunch and update my blog (and read all the other blogs I like to read) before I have to go facilitate the support group for ex-felons. That’s right, boys and girls, every Thursday afternoon I run a support group for people coming out of prison. I’m not complaining about the group (because I enjoy my work—truly) but I am complaining about not having time to eat lunch and read about my cyberfriends.

 

Oy. This evening I have a meeting with Joe, and then I see some clients. No rest for the wicked. WWE Smackdown is going to be on tonight, and I should be able to catch most of it. Yes, I enjoy professional wrestling. I mute the sound on the TV, turn on the stereo, and watch hot bodies in lycra. Good times.

 

 

 

January 7, 2004

 

 

President Bush’s plans to improve the lives of immigrants in this county astound me. I doubt if any real change will come at the hands of President Bush, first. Second, the timing is auspicious, since this is an election year. Also, Bush’s timetable for turning power over to Iraq by this summer also seems a bit politically-motivated. I wonder if it’s really a good idea for Bush to run the country with reëlection in mind.

 

Fred Phelps is at it again, folks. He is trying to buy a park bench plaque in Topeka, KS, that reads, “Matt Sheperd, in Hell. He defied God’s Law.” Or something to that effect, anyway. Of course, Phelps is a nutbar (and I mean that in the nicest, most non-slanderous and most legally-defensible way), so his crazy antics are not really the issue here. In fact, I’m surprised I’m even writing about him, since I usually passionately ignore him and hope he’ll go away if we all just snub him.

 

But this time he has me thinking. I wonder if the First Amendment means that anyone could get any message they want on a commemorative plaque. You could, say, give $500 to your church and right up there in the sanctuary it would say, “Wendy Miller is a Skanky Ho.” (Apologies to any Wendy Millers out there.) Oh, the possibilities… Could I contribute anonymously, too?

 

Tonight I do not see any clients after I leave APM. I’m going directly home and I’m going to read the latest New Yorker, which has what looks to be a fascinating article about life in Saudi Arabia. I know, I’m boring because I’m excited over reading an article about Saudi Arabia and I’m an intolerable snob because I read the New Yorker. I’m OK with that.

 

 

 

January 6, 2004

 

 

I renewed my plates at the Secretary of State this morning. That’s always a lot of fun. I got there at 8:45 am, and I was 4th in line. They open at 9, so we all stood in line outside the building. And, of course, today is the coldest damn day of the year. Anyway, I should have been 3rd in line, but this guy cut in front of me. I usually would say something, but the guy in front of me was frightening looking. He was older, with a full beard, an eye patch, and smoking a big stinky cigar. I am not making this up. He strode up to the line, which was probably about a dozen people, and decided to stand in front of me. Now, I don’t know if he thought that he could get away with that because I’m a fag and therefore less assertive, or because his depth perception was off because of the one-eye thing. I just sighed and let the man renew his tags first.

 

 

 

January 5, 2004

 

 

Louisiana State University beat Okalahoma last night in the Sugar Bowl.  I spent a couple of moments in my car this morning, remembering when Nick Saban, the victorious LSU coach, was the head coach for Michigan State.  Ahhh… what might have been

 

Traffic was particularly heinous this morning, which gave me plenty of time to listen to NPR. One of the stories caught my attention. Apparently the USDA is trying to trace the origins of the cow infected with BSE found in Washington state. The part that made me want to hurl my breakfast was hearing that baby cows (calves?) are taken off their mother’s milk early in life and raised on formula, which is made from the raw blood of slaughtered cows. Now, I have known for some time that the mean industry of this country is awful, but somehow the picture of a baby cow suckling on it’s grandmother’s blood made me want to be a vegetarian.

 

That was a pleasant image, wasn’t it? I’ll be going now. I’ve done enough damage for one day.

 

 

January 4, 2004

 

 

Jay and I hosted our friends Laura and Bill last night for cards. Before playing, we went out for dinner at Logan’s Roadhouse. I sometimes feel guilty about going to chain restaurants, as though I should be supporting local small businesses instead. Additionally, I find that the food at non-chain restaurants is typically better. (God save me from Applebee’s and Outback Steakhouse.) But the Logan’s closest to our house is just amazing. I don’t think each location is that good, because I’ve been to others and been underwhelmed, but this one does steak perfectly. I had the prime rib and I was in heaven.

 

Jay and I went grocery shopping this morning, as is our habit. I guess there is a winter storm warning in effect for today, because the grocery store was packed full of people stocking up. I wonder what instinctual drive kicks in to make suburbanites feel they have to go to the corner Meijer in order to ensure that their larders are filled with Chicken Helper. I don’t mean to be bitter (yes I do), but most of these people live, like, 20 feet from a Meijer of a Walgreen’s or a Rite-Aid. Also, the parking lot this morning was full of giant SUV’s and pickups. I mean, what the hell is the point of having a Hummer if you’re still scared you’ll be snowbound?

 

Tomorrow I go back to work. I had almost two whole weeks off, which means that the adjustment of going back to 12 hour days will be rough. On the other hand, the advantage of being a workaholic like me means that I am looking forward to going back to having something to do all day long.

 

 

 

January 3, 2004

 

 

Today is the first day of being in my new office. My practice, like a hermit crab, grew out of its old space and went in search of a new office. The new space will provide more hours for me to see clients than the old place. Bonus: I'm still in the same building near Woodward and 696 that is so convenient for me--I'm just down the hall from where I was before.

 

I'm still loving the new laptop. This morning I got all excited as I balanced my checkbook with on-line banking. Like any new romance, I'm sure I will eventually get over the novelty of the thing and actually settle down to doing real work. (Gasp!)

 

When two people fall in love, their brains are flooded by a chemical called PEA. (I believe that stands for phenylalmine.) The same chemical is present when gambling addicts and sex addicts indulge their habits. Eventually the PEA wears off, and the addict goes looking for a new fix--usually a bigger dose of what caused the PEA release in the first place. I wonder if I am under the influence of PEA from my new computer? I wonder if that's ever been studied? I wonder if that's even possible? Well, I know it’s possible, because cybersex addicts (these are people who can't seem to turn off the internet porn, even at work) experience an upswing in PEA. But I wonder if it’s possible to get a high off the thrill of new technology? Now I'm just ranting, but then, what is a web log for??

 

I promised myself that I would write something about the movie Cold Mountain here. Jay and I saw this flick last night, and we both agreed we had mixed feelings, but mostly we like it. (I'm going to spoil it right now, so if you don't want the ending ruined then you need to stop reading here.) Personally, I enjoyed the symmetry of the thing. There were a lot of parallels, such as Inman carrying the book around with him while Ada was also carrying a book around. But Inman, whose fate was controlled largely by those around him, was carrying a work of non-fiction, while ADA, who was crafting her own destiny, was carrying a journal. When she begins to flourish in her environment, which requires her to become interdependent on others, she begins to read novels again. I am not fully comfortable making conclusions about what this means, but I did enjoy pointing it out.

 

On the down side, the movie was extraordinarily graphic in its violence at times. This disturbed me a little. I think mostly because I didn't expect it than because I was actually grossed-out.

 

One of the big themes of the movie, it seems to me, is that life is made up of a lot of hardship, a lot of tedium, and a lot of grief. Mixed into that, in small amounts, is some joy and happiness. And it's the joy and happiness that keeps us going. I remember a quote from a book or a movie or a play (and I don't remember which one) where one character says something to the effect of, "Life is a mix of good days and bad days. If we're lucky, and if we work hard at it, the good days can outnumber the bad days." There is also a lot of boredom days in our lives... these are the days we just go to work, come home and eat, watch some TV, and go to bed. It's the exciting days that make the boring ones bearable.

 

I suppose that this is not totally unlike what I started writing about. After all, one difference between an addict and a mere participant is that the participant continues to have boring days, whereas the addict forsakes everything in the pursuit of constant excitement. Well, that's pretty simplified, but you catch my drift.  

 

It's about time for me to see my next client. Donc, je dirai, "à demain."

 

 

 

January 2, 2003

 

 

This afternoon I purchased a brand-new laptop. I had been looking at laptops for about 2 months now, which included reading about them, checking out prices and special deals, asking other people about their preferences. I never do even a simple thing without overanalyzing it first, so you can imagine the amount of energy I poured into this. Anyway, I decided to go with a new Compaq, but during the process a strange phenomenon took hold of me whenever I entered a computer store: I felt power hungry. I stared, glassy-eyed, at rows and rows of laptops, each one more powerful than the last. I began to crave gigabytes. Listening to the sales clerks in Best Buy became almost pornographic—“Tell me about the hard drive,” I purred to the geek in a heifer-spotted Gateway uniform.

 

Take heart, kindly reader, for I managed to rein in my passions. I began to ask myself, “How am I going to use this computer?” instead of “What does P.C. Magazine think I should buy?” The answer was that I am going to surf the ‘net, do some light bookkeeping and some word processing.  I am not going to download unreleased blockbusters and burn them onto DVDs; I am not going to collect exotic MP3s; I am not going to run The Sims and edit my digital home movies at the same time.

 

Almost every computer on the market would suit my needs. My primary criterion for the new laptop (which I affectionately refer to as “Hal” because I am not original in the least) was that it be light. So I settled on a cute little silver Compaq, which is lighter and more compact than my partner’s Dell (which he affectionately refers to as “Big Blue”).  

 

My partner and I saw the movie Cold Mountain tonight. It’s a ripping good yarn in which a Confederate defector tries to get back home to the love of his life. All the while she is going through her own crap. I have some thoughts about this movie, but the truth is that I don’t really think very fast. It takes me a while for the crock-pot that is my brain to produce something worth sharing here. I’ll write about it tomorrow. My eyelids are getting heavy.

 

“Come sleepe, o sleepe, the certaine knot of peace.

The baiting place of wit, the balme of woe,

The poore man’s wealth, the prisoner’s release,

Th’indifferent Judge between the high and low…”

 

-          Sir Philip Sydney

 

(I actually got out the Oxford Book of English Verse just now because I wanted to remember the quote exactly. I declare myself King Dork.)

 

 

 

January 1, 2004

 

 

Happy New Year! I’m watching the Rose Bowl Parade on HGTV, which has the best coverage—commercial free and flower-wise.

 

We had our New Year’s Eve party last night; it was a small group of friends binging and drinking. Favorite foods included pig candy (this is bacon cooked in brown sugar, people) and Twinkie pie. Mmmmmm….

 

This morning, and much of this afternoon, will be devoted to recovery from the party last night. I guess I’m getting old, because I can no longer stay up carousing until 3:00 am and then spring out of bed at 8:00 and go through my day. I actually got out of bed at about 10:00 this morning and I’m still tired.

 

And I can think of no better way to recover than listening to my new CD—a recording of 2 versions of Moussorgsky’s Pictures at an Exhibition, played first by Byron Janis on the piano, and then by the Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra led by Antal Dorati. This is a treat for a music theory geek like me, because I can hear how the orchestration was accomplished. Maurice Ravel, who set Pictures up for the full symphony, was known as a great orchestrator. He even wrote a book about it, which I have (and which I cannot find on Amazon.com for a link), and which I may peruse later. I want to see if Ravel practiced what he preached, so to speak. I will stop boring you with what are probably soporific details of my nerdy life, and go back to my lounging. 

 

 

Consumption

 

 

I read:

 

 

I finished reading Fatherhood for Gay Men, by Kevin McGarry, which is both moving and informative. I like to keep my clinical skills honed; reading is always a good way to do that.

 

I put down Eragon, by Christopher Paolini, unfinished. I read in The New York Times that this kid was 15 when he wrote this. Honestly, it’s not all that well written. Before, I thought I could finish it. But now, I just don’t want to even bother. 

 

I read Seduced by Moonlight by Laurel K. Hamilton.  This is the Hamilton’s newest book, which does not go on sale until February 3, 2003. I had an advanced copy because I have a friend in the book business. Be jealous.

 

 

 

I heard:

 

 

Pink Floyd’s Wish You Were Here

 

Schubert’s Trout Quintet

 

Alfred Brendel playing Beethoven’s Piano Sonata opus 2, number 2.

 

Also, John Mayer’s new album Heavier Things.

 

 

I visited:

 

 

Amazon.com

 

Ask Oxford

 

Le Monde

 

NPR

 

The New York Times

 

WDET 

 

Yahoo! News