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Thursday, May 18, 2006
The Blogger's Prayer
Dear Goddess,
Let my blog be visited by many, but not my psycho-ex-boyfriend stalkers. Let the multitudes come to laugh at my jokes--and not my double chins. I pray that my relationship with other bloggers stays golden, lest I find myself publicly humiliated by better bloggers than myself. I ask that you keep me humble, and that I not become so full of myself that I start to sell my old clothing on E-Bay, or post pictures of myself cooking naked. As for commenters, Goddess, I pray that no one correct my grammar or spelling in the comments. Also, I humbly ask that you deliver me from commenters who refer to themselves in the third person. So be it, and thank you. |
