Tales of a Shrink

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Only if you're a water buffalo

One of my many spam e-mails today:

OUR PRODUCT WILL GIVE YOU A 20-POUND PENIS!!

Of course, I deleted it. Equally because I don't believe such a product would work and for the terrible fear that came over me when I thought about what would happen if it did.

1:45 PM

Narcissist, table for one?

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