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Wednesday, September 07, 2005
It's an odd mixture of bikers and geeks...
Things I learned from attending the Michigan Renaissance Festival this weekend:
1) Sometimes, geeks can be hot. Sometimes--but not very often. 2) Sometimes, the white trash can be hot, but only slightly more often than geeks. 3) Men should never have pony tails, and they should never have braided pony tails adorned with beads. 4) A suit of armor does not go well with a mullet. 5) Dorks are incapable of speaking in a reasonable volume. 6) Swear word technology has improved since the Renaissance: calling someone an "arse cockle" is not as effective as calling them a "fuck tard." 7) You better have a really good job if you want to be in SCA, becase $450 is a lot to spend to dress up like Captain Hook one weekend a year. |
