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Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Two brief news items
Michael Jackson, as you all know by now, was acquited on all charges. But as the bumper sticker says, freedom isn't free, and Jacko needs to find a way to make some money to cover his $300 million debt. My suggestion: Celebrity impersonation.
 The truth is revealed... But the really big news is that Katie Holmes is converting to Scientology because she just loves Tom Cruise so much. Katie reports that she has wanted to marry Tom Cruise since she was a child. She said (and I swear this is an actual quote): "We all keep dreaming, and luckily, dreams come true." Then, a group of blindfolded Mexican children beat at her head with sticks until it broke open and candy fell out. |
