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Wednesday, March 02, 2005
(Spoiler: Number four is the best.)
Regular readers of my blog (both of you) will know that I have a predilection for stupid hair salon names. I have four more to add to my collection.
But first, I am sorry to say that my previous favorite, The Undisputed Hair Salon, on Livernois north of 7 mile, is now out of business. There is a "For Lease" sign on the front. ("I dispute that this is a salon, bitches!")
1) On Detroit's westside, near the corner of Schaefer and Finkell, you will find Tangle Free Ministries. "By the POWER of JEE-sus I COMMAND Satan to GET BEHIND me as I TRIM YOUR BANGS!" (And "tangle-free" should be hyphenated, since it is used as an compound adjective.)
2) Also on the westside, on 7 mile and Evergreen, you will find A'Meis Beauty Salon. Here's a bit of free advice: Don't put anything that looks like "A Mess" in the name of your salon.
3) Thanks to my partner for feeding my obcession point out The Notorious Hair Salon, on Woodward in Highland Park, Michigan. Oy.
4) And finally, the Mother of All Stupid Names. Are you ready for this? In Huntington Beach, CA, there is a salon named Sweeney's Hair Cutting. (Here is the link if you don't believe me.) I can only assume they did this on purpose, but even so it's more than a little creepy.
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