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Thursday, January 27, 2005
An Open Letter To The I hope you die, you stupid motherfucker... But wait. I promised I wouldn't get angry, as that just causes my bloodpressure to rise and brings me ever closer to sipping applesauce through a straw at the St. Frances Nursing Home in Roseville. You may want to get into the habit of checking your mirrors before you try and change lanes. I'm just saying. Because not everyone wants to drive a huge-normous SUV. You see, some of us are happy with our small, fuel efficient vehicles. You may be trying to make up for a lack in penis size by buying a giant monstrosity... I'm getting fired up again. And inhale 2... 3... 4... 5... and exhale 2... 3... 4... 5... I noticed that you had a "W in '04" sticker on your bumper. At first, this made me angry. But now, I'm come to realize that this explains everything. Either you voted for That Man because you are a bigot (in which case you were probably intentionally trying to run me off the road) or because you are mentally deficient (in which case you would not be held accountable for your actions). So, to you sir, I say this: |
