Wildly-out-of-context-quote-of-the-day: "Well the fact that he's a gay Republican means he should join the Democratic party."--Jerry Falwell. Mr. Falwell and I agree on something--who knew?

Maureen Dowd has the last laugh, and proves again that Republicans are stupid.

Subservient Stickman. Make him vomit and explode.

By now, everone's heard of the Great Monday Night Football Scandal. (You know... where Nicolette Sheridan dropped her towel in front of Terrell Owens?) Well, something unsavory occurs to me--Would this be as big a deal if the football player chosen had been Caucasian? (In case you think that I jest, let me point out that Rush Limbaugh said that the whole thing reminded him of Kobe Bryant.)